Minecraft. You’re some blocky person that punches trees made out of pixels and you kill dead people, spiders, and giant green penises that blow up
Dead Space. You’re an engineer, and your dead girlfriend is clingy and attacks you.
Shadow of the Colossus. You’re this little guy running around in this empty space looking for these giants to kill, just to revive your dead girlfriend lolz
Silent Hill. You’re this guy, or this girl, depending on which game you play in the series, and you end up in this town where you can barely see and every time you try to go in a door it’s like “THE LOCK IS BROKEN I CAN’T OPEN THIS.” Also the acting is awful, and there’s literally no story, it’s just like “Oh hey shit is happening and stuff, also monsters.” and the characters all tell you that there’s some overlying story but there isn’t one. Also the ending of one is there’s a corgi pulling switches and it barks a song.
Team Fortress 2: Two groups of stereotypes brutally murder each other over and over again for ever and ever and ever and ever and ever… and ever.
Earthbound: You’re a little kid who has to do a bunch of favors for people you don’t know,
Portal: You make holes in things and kill your only friend while a computer makes fun of you and promises falsehoods about sweet treats.
D&D: You sit around a table with people and pretend to be someone else who never existed, except one of the other people spends a lot of time trying to kill you.
Okami: you’re a japanese wolf god with fleas and you run around crapping flowers and splashing things with ink.